Door /Room 3

APE

4 comments:

Unknown said...

This room is Shirley's so KEEP OUT until I've thought of something to say. Please. Um, thanks.

Unknown said...

Planet of the Grapes!!!

Oh dear, I know, I know...

How about the one where the man walks into the bar with his pet ape?
He promises the barman that the ape won't cause trouble and gets himself a drink.
Within seconds, the ape has run around, pinched a cue ball and swallowed it.
'Hey, you, get that ape out of here!' the barman yells. 'No one can play pool now.'
The man scolds his ape and leaves the bar.
A fortnight later, he returns and swears to the barman that, this time, his ape really will behave.
Seconds later, the ape has grabbed a rubber grape, shoved it where the sun don't shine, and then swallowed it.
'Yuk! That's disgusting,' the barman cries. 'Why'd he do that?'
'Ever since he swallowed that cue ball,' the man explains, 'he measures everything up first.'

I know, I need more chocolate...

Dar Levy said...

LOL, it took me a little bit to finally figure out why and how he was measuring. (Grin) ... You would think that monkeys get alot of fibre in their diet.

Fionnuala said...

LOL! Well done. x